Great moments in porn junkmail...

[mlfp]

From my junkmail folder:

"christina aguilera was born to fuck britney spears"

"niki leaks gobs of man goo from her hole"

"Firstimer Kristine get sperm inside her mouth"

"Unstoppable farm lust exposed in hardcore videos"

"Warm up your left hand"

"Farm slut suffers raw ramming balls deep"

"Granny gets off from sucking dick"

"Laura is a dirty lil girl in digital"

Bring them on, I know you've got more gentlemen.

 

[mlfp]

"young gal penetrated by her dad"

 

[JakeT.]

Let me try and dig up a thread of mine from about 3 years ago. I had the most awesomest email ever.

 

[JakeT.]

Here it is...

"Bursting guns of these ladies will drive you chop-chop Nice libertines like to thrust their fat bludgeons in all possible and impossible places
Free Shemale Video

She has very big pecker and ready for all to have best results Don’t miss it – pretty with dag will show you the paradise
These exceptional ladies will bring Inimitable amusement for all who visits them Ramrod of this attractive woman makes her friend crazy
He who pays the piper calls the tune Practice what you preach He who plays with fire will get burnt"

 

[SkinsRaj28]

"Her first c ock must be her daddy's ****"

I can't believe c ock is a banned word. F this place.

 

[JakeT.]

"Her first c ock must be her daddy's ****"

I can't believe c ock is a banned word. F this place.

It took awhile to get "fuck" allowed. Have patience. Rome wasn't built overnight. Changes are a comin.

 

[kidslick]

"Her first c ock must be her daddy's ****"

I can't believe c ock is a banned word. F this place.

CAN WE HAVE A LIST OF BANNED WORDS YOU COCKSUCKER

 

[JakeT.]

Mitch: I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep.
Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch."
Frank: ****. Balls.
Beanie: I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it.

 

[PBR]

"Nurse gives a titty fuck to her patient"

"Hey Champ, lay the wood to her tonight"

 

[KidKash]

"dsethi goes balls deep in skins raj"

"kidkash has free money at sportsbook"

this is fun:toast:

 

[honzie]

"Unstoppable farm lust exposed in hardcore videos" :missingte :nohead: :scared:

best ever!

 

[cut-paste-hero]

Mitch: I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep.
Beanie: Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch."
Frank: ****. Balls.
Beanie: I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it.

gotta love old school...

 

[mlfp]

"two studs lock up in the garage and get wild"

 

[mlfp]

"mary loves it rough on stickyvideos RE: westbaldwin"

"I know what women do on a farm. DO NOT leve them there alone!"

"Virgin redhead shows all"

"mary sexy little toes Re: coram"

"Perverted bitches plays with horny farm inhabitants"

 

[PBR]

"Sassy young chick poses naked in stockings"

"Guys share plump mature with big boobs"

 

[mlfp]

"trannies in pantyhose"

"Laura gets her foreign booty invaded Re: redlion"

"S_E_Xy fat girl with a nice pink puzzzzy"

 

[mlfp]

"redhead coed showing her ass"

"Real studs and sexy girls in farm hardcore video"

 

[mlfp]

"Lovely t'-een couple in hot hrd)core action"

 

[mlfp]

"shame tina like to lick the rim Re: milano"

 

[goodcall]

"supersize your mcweiner"